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Are you as tall, say, as Little Red Riding Hood? No? Well, how about a pool cue? Taller than that, you say. Hmm... so how about as tall as Napoleon? Or the World's Longest Moustache? I'm sure that by now one is getting the picture of the amazing piece of intellectual brilliance behind this unusual and distracting alternative to the standard height chart. This device is designed to be carefully and accurately affixed to your favorite bedroom wall and performs the function of enabling one to compare one's self to all manner of creatures and convoluted objects. Genius. Make it to the top and you'll be in the realm of Count Dracula, who, it turns out, was taller than Father Christmas, minus his red bobble hat. Scurry around down at the bottom and you'll be in the company of a T-Rex footprint, being unfathomably small but still almighty scary. For the record, I am taller than a gremlin but shorter than a baby giraffe. Now there is a thought. Our colleague Simon is shorter than a red postbox but much much taller (he would like to point out) than the Enormous Turnip. I'm as Big As...? We promise you'll be marveling at the marvels for yonks.Starts from 1cm high!
Can be personalized and folded away for safe keeping.
Family friendly and educational!
Are you tall as Napoleon? Or the World's Longest Mustache?
Dimensions: 82.2 x 6.5 in


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